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- 10,000,000,000,000,000: Approximate number of ants in the world…
- [15,000 BC]…
- 16 to have sex, 18 to watch porn…
- 17TH CENTURY YOUTH: ahhh I love looking at a painting where a lady has her boob out…
- 2011 is the sum of 11 CONSECUTIVE prime numbers…
- `230 - 220 x 0…
- 23andme is a fake, rip-off scam website…
- 6:30 is the best time on a clock…
- 6 was afraid of 7 because 789…
- 77% of Americans are terrible at math
- 7up are going to introduce a new drink called F5 which is more refreshing
- 99…
- A 17 year old male walks into a drug store…
- A 50-year-old lawyer who had been practicing since he was 25 passed away and arrived at the Pearly Gates for judgment…
- A 55 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to a temple !!!!…
- A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar…
- Aaugh! It’s a half-hour later than it was half an hour ago! Run! Run!
- A big city doctor visits an Native American tribe full of men and he asks “How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?”…
- A bit of violence never hurt anyone
- A boob, a vagina and an asshole are debating as to who is the greatest of them all…
- A bossy man goes into a bar…
- A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing dad for $10…
- A burglar breaks into a house…
- A businessman was interviewing job applicants for the position of manager of a large division…
- A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked if I fancied taking part in a marathon…
- A child asks his father what “gay” means…
- A Chinese doctor cant find a job in a hospital in America, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside that reads “GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100…
- A college professor noticed that one of his students, Dave, started gaining lots of female attention…
- A colon in a sentence can make a huge difference…
- A common problem in standardization is people
- “A computer is like a mischievous genie…
- A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover’s spot, famous for all obscene activities…
- A couple want to have children but the wife can’t get pregnant so they go to see a priest for advice…
- A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink…
- A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman……
- Actually, Fahrenheit is the name of the scientist; Fahrenheit’s Monster is the name of the unit of measurement
- A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip
- A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO…
- A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC Nothing was moving…
- A drunken sailor gives a hooker $200, and they proceed to a back bedroom…
- A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment…
- A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich…
- A family went to a nudist camp for their vacation…
- A farmer buys a young cock…
- A father and his 6-year-old son are walking down the street, and they come across two dogs having sex…
- A father buys a lie detector that slaps people when they lie…
- A father in Iraq gifted his daughter a new bag…
- A father on his way home from work suddenly remembered it was his daughter’s birthday…
- A feminist told me about the “Dwayne Johnson Rule…
- A French, a German and an Italian spy are captured one day…
- After 3 years, the wife starts to think that their child looks different, so she decides to do a DNA test…
- After almost six months of my check engine light being on, I’m happy to announce it just went off by itself…
- After my accident, I woke up in hospital with a sexy nurse standing over me…
- After my wife died I couldn’t look at women for 20 years…
- A gay couple is traveling on a plane…
- A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly…
- A genie granted me one wish, so I said “I just want to be happy…
- A genius high school chemistry student takes a test, gets his score back, and is dismayed to find that he missed exactly one question and thus would not be accepted to his University of choice…
- A girl once asked me if I was a breast or legs guy…
- A girl tells her mother after school ‘Mum, I got a gold star today for reciting the whole alphabet! The rest of my class only knows 3 or 4 letters!’…
- A goal is a dream with a deadline
- A golfer hits a ball and it misses the green by inches…
- A good percentage of my friends are Nazis…
- A gorilla dies of old age at a zoo right before the zoo opens…
- A gorilla goes into a bar and orders a martini…
- A group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch…
- A group of wolves is called a pack…
- A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice: “NO! I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”…
- A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom…
- A guy goes into the US Postal Services to apply for a job…
- A guy goes to Las Vegas to gamble and loses all his money…
- A guy in a bar bets the bartender $50 that he can lick his eyeball…
- A guy named Bart walks into a bar, he immediately gets shot and dies…
- A guy sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl of hot chili…
- A guy takes up a new job…
- A guy thought his wife was cheating on him…
- A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer…
- A guy walks into a bar and orders a rum and coke, but the bartender hands him an apple…
- A guy walks into a bar and sees a jar of $100 bills on the counter…
- A guy walks into a bar owned by Eminem…
- A guy walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him…
- A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant…
- A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice “13………
- A heckler interrupted Nikita Khrushchev in the middle of a speech in which he denounced Stalin…
- A Hindu, a Rabbi, and a Jehovah’s Witness are lost…
- A homeless guy asked me for money today…
- A horny gorilla sees a lion bent over a small stream, taking a drink…
- A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work…
- A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their 9 children…
- A husband goes to his wife and says “You’re either going hunting with me, sucking my cock or I’m fucking you in the ass…
- A husband is doing crossword with his wife…
- A husband notices his wife’s hearing is deteriorating and decides to visit her doctor for advice…
- Aim high
- A Jew gets to heaven after passing and meets god…
- A Jewish man decides his son isn’t religious enough, so pays for him to go visit Israel…
- A KGB agent goes to a library and sees an old Jewish man reading a book…
- A Kickstarter where you donate yearly based on your income and they build roads and hospitals and your kids can go to school for free
- A lady approaches a priest and shyly tells him, “Father, I have a problem…
- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys, but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family…
- A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely…