Thoughts (214 jokes)
99.9% of people are idiots.
Fortunately, I belong to the other 1%.
Aaugh! It’s a half-hour later than it was half an hour ago! Run! Run!🔗View joke
A bit of violence never hurt anyone.🔗View joke
A common problem in standardization is people.🔗View joke
A goal is a dream with a deadline🔗View joke
Aim high. No one dreams of being an accountant. (with apologies to accountants)🔗View joke
All I desire for my own burial is not to be buried alive.🔗View joke
All my friends have birthdays this year🔗View joke
A man who has committed a mistake and doesn’t correct it is committing another mistake.🔗View joke