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Misogyny (15 jokes)
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A misogynist stood in the marketplace and announced: โIโm putting my wife up for sale! Tax-free!โ When people asked him why, he said: โSo the authorities will impound her.โ
๐View jokeA teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: โWhat do you want to be when you grow up?โ
Little Johnny says: โI wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane.โ
The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson
โAnd how about you, Sarah?โ
โI wanna be Johnnyโs whoreโ
๐View jokeCall a girl beautiful 1,000 times and she wonโt think twiceโฆ
Call a girl fat once and sheโll always remember.
Because elephants never forget.
๐View jokeIf a girl says she will be ready in five minutes she will.
No need to remind her every fifteen minutes about it.
I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about womenโs rights shouldnโt go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
๐View jokeI like my women like I like my coffee
Iโve never had coffee but it smells really nice
Men, when you get into an argument with your wife, remember: she doesnโt want to hear your opinion. She wants to hear HER opinion in a deeper voice.
๐View jokeShe was the first woman to be sent to space.
โHouston, we have a problemโ
โWhatโs the problem?โ
โNever mind.โ
โWhatโs wrong?โ
โNothing.โ
โPlease tell usโ
โIโm fine.โ