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Misogyny (15 jokes)

A misogynist stood in the marketplace and announced: โ€œIโ€™m putting my wife up for sale! Tax-free!โ€ When people asked him why, he said: โ€œSo the authorities will impound her.โ€

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A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: โ€œWhat do you want to be when you grow up?โ€
Little Johnny says: โ€œI wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane.โ€

The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson

โ€œAnd how about you, Sarah?โ€

โ€œI wanna be Johnnyโ€™s whoreโ€

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Call a girl beautiful 1,000 times and she wonโ€™t think twiceโ€ฆ
Call a girl fat once and sheโ€™ll always remember.

Because elephants never forget.

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Girls just wanna have funds.

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If a girl says she will be ready in five minutes she will.
No need to remind her every fifteen minutes about it.

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I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about womenโ€™s rights shouldnโ€™t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

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I like my women like I like my coffee
Iโ€™ve never had coffee but it smells really nice

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I told you Iโ€™d be ready in 5 minutes, so stop calling me every half-hour !

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Men, when you get into an argument with your wife, remember: she doesnโ€™t want to hear your opinion. She wants to hear HER opinion in a deeper voice.

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She was the first woman to be sent to space.

โ€œHouston, we have a problemโ€
โ€œWhatโ€™s the problem?โ€
โ€œNever mind.โ€
โ€œWhatโ€™s wrong?โ€
โ€œNothing.โ€
โ€œPlease tell usโ€
โ€œIโ€™m fine.โ€

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