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English language (49 jokes)
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A colon in a sentence can make a huge difference
For example:
Johnny ate his own lunch after school.
Johnny ate his own colon after school.
🔗View jokeA man is walking through a graveyard when he sees another man squatting next to a grave. “Morning!” he calls out.
“No, just having a shit!”
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: โwhatโs your blood type?โ
โIโm probably a type Oโ said the rabbit.
As I was driving past a prison yesterday, I saw a dwarf scaling down the wall. Confused, I stared up at him and he sneered back.
And I thought to myself, “well that’s a little condescending.”
A vegan said to me, “people who sell meat are gross!”
I said, “people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.”
boss: what is the problem
coworker: [pointing to me] that guy stole my thesaurus
me: he peddles falsehoods
CANADIAN: Let’s watch a movie
AMERICAN: Have you seen Titanic?
CANADIAN: What’s that about?
AMERICAN: Yes, it was. A huge one that sank