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Paedophilia (9 jokes)

Anal sex is like brocolli. If you're forced to have it as a kid, you won't like it as an adult.

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A priest has a heart attack, and is rushed to the hospital. He wakes up as he's being rushed through the hospital on a gurney by two nurses.
"Am I in heaven?" asks the disoriented priest.
"No" says one of the nurses. "We're just taking a short cut through the children's ward".

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If you're surprised that Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide, imagine how surprised he must have been.

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I like my women like I like my whiskey.
12 years old and mixed up with coke.

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Pedophiles are fucking immatures assholes.

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What's the difference between EA and my uncle?
My uncle didn't take my money when he fucked me.
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Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
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Why did Elon Musk choose SpaceX to land on Mars?
Because if he chose SpaceY he'd land on 14 year old boys.
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Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month."
Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."

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