Paedophilia (9 jokes)
Anal sex is like brocolli. If you're forced to have it as a kid, you won't like it as an adult.🔗View joke
A priest has a heart attack, and is rushed to the hospital. He wakes up as he's being rushed through the hospital on a gurney by two nurses.
"Am I in heaven?" asks the disoriented priest.
"No" says one of the nurses. "We're just taking a short cut through the children's ward".
If you're surprised that Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide, imagine how surprised he must have been.🔗View joke
I like my women like I like my whiskey.
12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Pedophiles are fucking immatures assholes.🔗View joke
- What's the difference between EA and my uncle?
- My uncle didn't take my money when he fucked me.
- Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
- Because he's dead.
- Why did Elon Musk choose SpaceX to land on Mars?
- Because if he chose SpaceY he'd land on 14 year old boys.
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month."
Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."