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Social system (28 jokes)
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A Kickstarter where you donate yearly based on your income and they build roads and hospitals and your kids can go to school for free.
๐View jokeA nihilist, a socialist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar and order drinks.
โWe donโt sell alcohol to anyone under 18โ, says the bartender.
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy.
The fairy says โI will give you what you most desire if you do someone elseโs job for a day.โ
The professor says โIโll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read?โ so he is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all the kidsโ screaming gets to his nerves, so he throws all his supplies and gives up.
The C.E.O says โIโll be a waiter. All you do is carry food back and forth. Thisโll be a breezeโ so he is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive him insane, so he smashes his plates on the ground and gives up.
The janitor says โIโll be an artistโ so he is transported to an art facility. He glues all the classroom supplies and shattered plates to a canvas, then sells it for a billion dollars. The fairy asks the janitor how he was so clever.
The janitor says โI got a masters degree in art.โ
Capitalist dictionary
- Freedom
- serving the rich
- Equality
- everyone gets to serve the rich.
- Happiness
- liking how you serve the rich.
- Failure
- your lifeโs work isnโt useful to the rich.
Democracy is a human governance system where your stupidity level does not correlate with the level of influence society grants you.
๐View jokeGod: To make you all safer, Iโve made sure 50% of humanity is alert in the morning and 50% in the evening
Humans: Weโll make the other 50% also get up in the morning
God: holdon
Humans: Not getting up at 5am is a moral failure
God: No, plz stop
Humans: society demands it, you bum
I am getting so sick of millennials and their attitude.
Always walkin around like they rent the place.