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Australia (4 jokes)

An Australian goes to new Zealand and sees a guy fucking a sheep on the side of the road, he says mate, in Australia we shear our sheep.
The new Zealand guy says, fuck off, I'm not shearing her with anyone.

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As an Aussie, Americans are always asking me where in Australia there isn't something trying to kill you...
โ€œSchoolโ€ is my answer.

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Australians donโ€™t have sex.

They mate

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If you find gold in Australia where should you look for silver?
Agstralia
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