Black (5 jokes)
Apparently my family is racist, I had them meet my new black girlfriend and they all started screaming at us. Especially my wife.🔗View joke
Do all black people have a problem with slavery ?
Or just mine ?
- In Texas, how do you get a black man out of a tree?
- Cut the rope.
The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
They're the Tolkien white guys.
"You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!"
"Mister President, we've been over this..."