Black (5 jokes)

Apparently my family is racist, I had them meet my new black girlfriend and they all started screaming at us. Especially my wife.

• 👪 Family

Do all black people have a problem with slavery ?
Or just mine ?

In Texas, how do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

• 🇺🇸 America
• ⚰️ Dark humor

The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
They’re the Tolkien white guys.

• 🧙‍♂️ Fantasy

“You’re telling me that I’m losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I’M BLACK?!”
“Mister President, we’ve been over this…”

• 🇺🇸 America