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God: To make you all safer, I've made sure 50% of humanity is alert in the morning and 50% in the evening
Humans: We'll make the other 50% also get up in the morning
God: holdon
Humans: Not getting up at 5am is a moral failure
God: No, plz stop
Humans: society demands it, you bum