I came, I clicked,
I got my Covid test results back today.
It said “50”… what does that even mean?!
On the plus side, my IQ test came back positive.
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- What has two butts and kills people? โฆ
- God: To make you all safer, I’ve made sure 50% of humanity is alert in the morning and 50% in the eveningโฆ
- Pleased to announce my wife and I finally completed a six hour negotiation to pick out the movie she’s going to look at her phone to while I fall asleep on the couch
- What is the best male contraceptive ? โฆ
- The 6th grade science teacher, Mrsโฆ
- Can we ban “yo momma” jokes from this site? They’re old, stupid & have been done by literally everyone hundreds of timesโฆ