Social system (28 jokes)

TWITTER RECOMMENDATION ALGORITHM: would you like to see some porn your friends like?
FACEBOOK RECOMMENDATION ALGORITHM: this terrible thing happened a year ago!
AMAZON RECOMMENDATION ALGORITHM: buy five more TVs.
YOUTUBE RECOMMENDATION ALGORITHM: would you like to become a Nazi?

• 🍆 Sex
• 🖥️ Technology

Waiting for election results is like waiting for a grade on a group project.
I know I did my part right, but I am worried the rest of you screwed it up.

We should’ve known communism would fail.
There were a lot of red flags.

• 🇷🇺 Russia

When I was a kid, mum used to send me to the shops with 50p. I could come home with a chicken, 2 pints of milk, 6 eggs, 2 packs of bacon and a comic book.
You can’t do that nowadays though because of that fucking CCTV.

• 💰 Money

When you quit your job to start your own business, you just substitute depression for anxiety.

• 💭 Thoughts
• 🤵 Work

Why do North Koreans draw lines so well?

They have a Supreme Ruler.

Yes, our happiness is based on things we don’t need and governed by entities we don’t control, so what?
Sit down and turn on the TV!

You can tell Monopoly is an old game, because there is a luxury tax and rich people go to jail.