More jokes 👇

• I call my weed “Yoda”, because it’s green and makes you talk funny
• Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve done nothing for the past few years
• I’m a Ninja!…
• He was so narrow-minded, he could look through a keyhole with both eyes
• I’m thinking remote employees would be more popular if we en masse rename ourselves “employees in the cloud”
• My doctor told me to kill people