I came, I clicked,
My doctor told me to kill people. Not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce stress in my life, which is pretty much the same thing.
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- I’m thinking remote employees would be more popular if we en masse rename ourselves “employees in the cloud”
- Pedophiles are fucking immatures assholes
- You can tell Monopoly is an old game, because there is a luxury tax and rich people go to jail
- Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth Vaderโฆ
- If a 747 can carry the space shuttle, then I call bullshit on overweight luggage fees