If a 747 can carry the space shuttle, then I call bullshit on overweight luggage fees

I came, I clicked,

If a 747 can carry the space shuttle, then I call bullshit on overweight luggage fees.

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the street, and walked into a bar.
My life is a joke.

I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.
I M LIVID