chores: I’ll do it later…

I came, I clicked,

chores: I’ll do it later
replying to messages: I’ll do it later
sleep: I’ll do it later
life: I’ll do it later

💭Thoughts

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

Would men mansplain less if we refer to it instead as correctile dysfunction?

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

More jokes 👇

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity…
If a 747 can carry the space shuttle, then I call bullshit on overweight luggage fees
Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth Vader…
Calvin: “Dad, are you vicariously living through me in the hope that my accomplishments will validate your mediocre life and in some way compensate for all of the opportunities you botched?”…
Java is to JavaScript as Car is to Carpet
Just read this crash report: “Eating my breakfast while typing one-handed