I came, I clicked,
On 9/11, two men were arrested on George Washington’s Bridge with a truck full of explosives. For some reason this never became a big story.
Short joke 👇
Steve Jobs would have been a better president than Donald Trump.
But it’s a silly comparison really, it’s like comparing apples to oranges.
More jokes 👇
- So imagination has no limit? Try to imagine a new color
- Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you and according to Newton’s law of gravitation, you’re attracted to me
- I call my weed “Yoda”, because it’s green and makes you talk funny
- My doctor told me to kill people
- When I’m bored, I send a text to a random stranger saying “I hid the body… now what?”
- A bit of violence never hurt anyone