I came, I clicked,
When I’m bored, I send a text to a random stranger saying “I hid the bodyโฆ now what?”
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- You can tell Monopoly is an old game, because there is a luxury tax and rich people go to jail
- On 9/11, two men were arrested on George Washington’s Bridge with a truck full of explosives
- Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you and according to Newton’s law of gravitation, you’re attracted to me
- Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth Vaderโฆ
- A bit of violence never hurt anyone
- I’m reading a book about anti-gravityโฆ