I came, I clicked,
I call my weed “Yoda”, because it’s green and makes you talk funny.
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- We are Schrodinger’s catsโฆ
- I have sexdaily! I mean dyslexiaโฆ
- One day I’m going to be too lazy to breathe and just die
- Pedophiles are fucking immatures assholes
- Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you and according to Newton’s law of gravitation, you’re attracted to me
- On 9/11, two men were arrested on George Washington’s Bridge with a truck full of explosives