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Isn’t it strange that the the human mind doesn’t register the the fact that I used the the word “the” twice each time in this sentence?
🔗View jokeI told my girlfriend that I had a crush on Beyonce!
And she said to me “Whatever floats your boat”
And I said “No, that’s Buoyancy”
Made the taxi wait an extra 10 min tonight then got in it and said โsorry about the waitโ to which he replied โdon’t worry pal av always been this sizeโ.
Whole new level of taxi patter
My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
I know he means well.
My wife handed me two kayak paddles and asked, “Which one do you want?”
I said I’d take either/oar.
My wife screamed in pain during labor so I asked, โWhat’s wrong?โ.
She screamed. โThese contractions are going to kill me!โ
โI am sorry, honey,โ I replied. โWhat is wrong?โ
Personally, I don’t believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.