English language (51 jokes)

If “womb” is pronounced “woom”, “tomb” is pronounced “toom” then shouldn’t “bomb” be pronounced “BOOM”?

If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN, you get them VERY ANGRY.

I have a dig bick. You this read wrong. That awkward when you read that wrong. You also said “moment” after awkward. This is awkward.

I have sexdaily! I mean dyslexia…

• 🦽 Disability

I just discovered that the word “nothing” is a palindrome…
Backwards it spells “gnihton”, which also means nothing.

I’m giving up masturbating for an entire month.
Sorry, bad punctuation.

I’m giving up. Masturbating for an entire month.

• 🍆 Sex

I’m so disappointed that a group of squid isn’t called a squad.

• 🐪 Animals

Intelligent and sophisticated readers will of course recognise a fallacy like this when they read one.

I refused to believe I was gay and dyslexic…
I was in Daniel.

• 🦽 Disability
• 🌈 LGBT

Isn’t it strange that the the human mind doesn’t register the the fact that I used the the word “the” twice each time in this sentence?