CANADIAN: Let’s watch a movie
AMERICAN: Have you seen Titanic?
CANADIAN: What’s that about?
AMERICAN: Yes, it was. A huge one that sank

• 🇨🇦 Canada

Dude 1: Hey, bro?
Dude 2: Yeah bro?
Dude 1: Can you pass me that pamphlet?
Dude 2: Brochure

Easy peasy lemon squeazy? Or difficult pifficult lemon squifficult?

Education is important but big biceps is importanter

• 💭 Thoughts

Everyone knows Alan Turing who cracked Enigma codes.
But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues during that time.

Grammar is the difference between helping your uncle wank off a horse and helping your Uncle Wank off a horse.

How Do You Spell Potato?

• If GH stands for P as in Hiccough
• If OUGH stands for O as in Dough
• If PHTH stands for T as in Pthisis
• If EIGH stands for A as in Neighbour
• If TTE stands for T as in Gazette
• If EAU stands for O as in Plateau

Then the right way to spell POTATO should be GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU.

• 🍔 Food

I asked my girlfriend to describe me in 5 words.
She said I’m mature, I’m moral, I’m pure, I’m polite and I’m perfect!

Then she added that I also had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces…

• 👫 Man and woman

I called two girls hipsters and got slapped.
Apparently the correct term is “conjoined twins”.

• 🦽 Disability

I don’t mean to sound slutty, but please use me whenever you want
Sincerely, Grammar