Easy peasy lemon squeazy? Or difficult pifficult lemon squifficult?

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Easy peasy lemon squeazy? Or difficult pifficult lemon squifficult?

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All the good faith that I had had had had no effect on the outcome of that sentence.

CANADIAN: Let’s watch a movie
AMERICAN: Have you seen Titanic?
CANADIAN: What’s that about?
AMERICAN: Yes, it was. A huge one that sank

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