I came, I clicked,
I told my girlfriend that I had a crush on Beyonce! And she said to me “Whatever floats your boat” And I said “No, that’s Buoyancy”
My ex just sneezed and I accidentally said “bless you”. Now she just staring at the bushes confused wondering who said that.
Man, on a first date: How do you feel about sex? Woman: I like it infrequently. Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
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