I came, I clicked,
I told my girlfriend that I had a crush on Beyonce! And she said to me “Whatever floats your boat” And I said “No, that’s Buoyancy”
My wife says I treat our house just like a hotel. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing, so I gave her a shit review on TripAdvisor.
All the good faith that I had had had had no effect on the outcome of that sentence.
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