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A father buys a lie detector that slaps people when they lie. He decided to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son replies โI just did some homework.โ The robot slaps the son. The son then says โOkay, okay. I was at my friends house watching a movie.โ
Dad asks โWhat movie were you watching?โ The son replies โFinding Nemoโ. The robot slaps the son. He then says โOkay, okay. We were watching porn.โ
Dad said โWhat?! At your age I didn’t know what porn was.โ The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says โWow. He certainly is your son.โ
The robot slaps the mother.
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