Thoughts (215 jokes)

Being powerful is like being a lady.
If you have to tell people you are, you aren’t.

Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction: ElonGates.

Blessed are the cracked for they let in the light

Business idea:

A gym that only charges when you don’t go.

chores: I’ll do it later
replying to messages: I’ll do it later
sleep: I’ll do it later
life: I’ll do it later

Coincidentally, what humans want to be true and what they believe is true is almost always the same thing.

Complexity happens by default. Simplicity happens by design.

Dance like nobody’s watching. Encrypt like everybody is.

• 🖥️ Technology

Did I “kill a plant”, or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment?

Did you ever see the graffiti on Kensington Library?
There was a sign saying “Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. – Bacon” and someone added “maketh a fat man”.
It remains my favourite graffiti.

• 🍩 Overweight