Thoughts (216 jokes)

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a strangers leg, you can actually hear them say “what the fuck are you doing?

Did you know “stressed” backwards spells “desserts”? That’s why the two cancel out.

Dinosaurs literally got taken out on the same planet we walk on today and people still think we’re invincible.
You’re not better than a stegosaurus.

• 🐪 Animals

Œdipus was the first motherfucker.

Distinguishing between facts and other people’s opinions is easy, but distinguishing between facts and your own opinions, much harder.

Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?

Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path, and leave a trail.

Do you think Pavlov thought about feeding his dog every time he heard a bell ring?

Education is important but big biceps is importanter

• 🇬🇧 English language

• 🖥️ Technology