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Unvaccinated children are less likely to be autistic
Because they are more likely to be dead.
- What happens if you put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room?
- Well that’s just a wireless hose
What if they aren’t stars at all, but holes poked in the top of the container so that we can breathe?
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When an app or a service is described as โAI-poweredโ or โML-basedโ, I read it as โunreliable, unpredictable, and impossible to reason about behaviorโ.
I try to avoid โAIโ because I want computers to be the opposite: reliable, predictable, reasonable.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.
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When I was a kid, bedtime was 9pm.
I couldn’t wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted.
Turns out that is 9pm.
When people talk about traveling in the past, they worry about radically changing the present by changing something small. But barely anyone in the present really think that they can radically change the future by changing something small.
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When suicide is the only cause of death, we’ll know we’ve either completely succeeded or completely failed.
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