Thoughts (219 jokes)

What happens if you put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room?

Well that’s just a wireless hose

• 🔬 Scientist

What if they aren’t stars at all, but holes poked in the top of the container so that we can breathe?

When an app or a service is described as “AI-powered” or “ML-based”, I read it as “unreliable, unpredictable, and impossible to reason about behavior”.
I try to avoid “AI” because I want computers to be the opposite: reliable, predictable, reasonable.

• 🖥️ Technology

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9pm.
I couldn’t wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted.
Turns out that is 9pm.

When people talk about traveling in the past, they worry about radically changing the present by changing something small. But barely anyone in the present really think that they can radically change the future by changing something small.

When suicide is the only cause of death, we’ll know we’ve either completely succeeded or completely failed.

• ⚰️ Dark humor

When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.

When you quit your job to start your own business, you just substitute depression for anxiety.

• ☭ Social system
• 🤵 Work