Thoughts (216 jokes)

What if they aren’t stars at all, but holes poked in the top of the container so that we can breathe?

When an app or a service is described as “AI-powered” or “ML-based”, I read it as “unreliable, unpredictable, and impossible to reason about behavior”.
I try to avoid “AI” because I want computers to be the opposite: reliable, predictable, reasonable.

• 🖥️ Technology

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.

When suicide is the only cause of death, we’ll know we’ve either completely succeeded or completely failed.

• ⚰️ Dark humor

When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.

When you quit your job to start your own business, you just substitute depression for anxiety.

• ☭ Social system
• 🤵 Work

Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve done nothing for the past few years.

Who stumbles without falling makes a bigger step.

Why be informed when you can use your own feelings as fact?