I came, I clicked,
What if they aren’t stars at all, but holes poked in the top of the container so that we can breathe?
Short joke 👇
Relationship advice: Always make sure one of you have good credit. That’s why it’s called significant other. Sign-if-I-can’t
More jokes 👇
- At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who’s next
- “Teaching sex ed in school will only make kids want to have sex”…
- Did I “kill a plant”, or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment?
- It’s not a Sunday until you completely waste it and then feel really sad around 8pm
- Jones got assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance…
- “The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts and the stupid ones are full of confidence”…