“Teaching sex ed in school will only make kids want to have sex”
Yeah right, I had math in school and it really made me wanna math hard all the time.
Short joke 👇
Slutty girls are like Wal-Marts.
Everyone makes fun of them but when you’re inside one at 4am, you think “Thank God these are here”
More jokes 👇
- interviewer: if you can explain what deadlocks are, I’ll hire you…
- Did I “kill a plant”, or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment?
- I once saw a woman talking to her dog
- It’s messed up that couch sleepy never directly translates to bed sleepy
- What if they aren’t stars at all, but holes poked in the top of the container so that we can breathe?
- Jones got assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance…