I came, I clicked,
At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who’s next.
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- It’s messed up that couch sleepy never directly translates to bed sleepy
- interviewer: if you can explain what deadlocks are, Iโll hire youโฆ
- My ex thought the eggs in my ovaries had shells on them, and i think about that every time a man makes a decision on women’s bodiesโฆ
- What if they aren’t stars at all, but holes poked in the top of the container so that we can breathe?
- I love that bands still pretend to leave before their encore, like peekaboo for adults
- Aliens come to earth, and they happen to be really niceโฆ