My ex thought the eggs in my ovaries had shells on them, and i think about that every time a man makes a decision on women’s bodies…

I came, I clicked,

My ex thought the eggs in my ovaries had shells on them, and i think about that every time a man makes a decision on women’s bodies.
To be fair, i also thought balls were hollow and just had sperm kinda swimming around in there.

👫Man and woman
🍆Sex

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

I told my girlfriend that I had a crush on Beyonce!
And she said to me “Whatever floats your boat”
And I said “No, that’s Buoyancy”

I heard the joke of the man, with no penis, about to ejaculate.

But it came out of nowhere.

More jokes 👇

When the fifty dwarves were down to eight, the others started getting suspicious of Hungry
If you want to make the wrong decision, ask everyone
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other
Did I “kill a plant”, or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment?
interviewer: if you can explain what deadlocks are, I’ll hire you…
At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who’s next