I came, I clicked,
My ex thought the eggs in my ovaries had shells on them, and i think about that every time a man makes a decision on women’s bodies.
To be fair, i also thought balls were hollow and just had sperm kinda swimming around in there.
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
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