I came, I clicked,
My only regret is blowing the best day of my life while I’m so young.
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
- I found out long ago that when you look at the overall task, the cathedral you have to build, it looks so daunting that you just give up and sit down and play a video game
- Glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead
- I met an Amish programmer
- “Uuuuuur Ahhhhhrrr Uhrrr Ahhhrrr Aaargh”âŚ
- I told you I’d be ready in 5 minutes, so stop calling me every half-hour !