I found out long ago that when you look at the overall task, the cathedral you have to build, it looks so daunting that you just give up and sit down and play a video game..
Short joke 👇
Just asked the Google streetview car driver if he minded me taking a picture of his car. Immediately realized the irony in that question.
More jokes 👇
- Swallow magnets to become attractive
- Glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead
- What are you doing? …
- My only regret is blowing the best day of my life while I’m so young
- “Uuuuuur Ahhhhhrrr Uhrrr Ahhhrrr Aaargh”…