I came, I clicked,
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate.
And I can picture us attacking that world, because theyโd never expect it
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More jokes ๐
- When I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then three year-old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: โIโm gonna need more carrotsโ
- Judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from poor judgment
- โYou can always count on the Americans to do the right thing after they have tried everything elseโฆ
- Wouldnโt the sentence โI want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips signโ have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?
- Iโve fucked in the East and Iโve fucked in the Westโฆ
- Two workers and their boss were walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lampโฆ