When I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then three year-old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: “I’m gonna need more carrots”

I came, I clicked,

When I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then three year-old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: “I’m gonna need more carrots”

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

“Remember: Satan was the first to demand equal rights”.

Not sure if this is anti-equals right, or pro-Satan.

It’s a five minute walk from my house to the pub. It’s a thirty minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.

More jokes 👇

Someone stole my debit card, went and spent $60 at a restaurant and only left a $4 tip…
Human resources manager: what is your biggest weakness? …
Six year old: I’m so glad it’s spring…
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate…
If Bowser kidnapped my wife, I would not be saying “wahoo” no matter how fun the jump was
I’m not arguing…