Someone stole my debit card, went and spent $60 at a restaurant and only left a $4 tip…

I came, I clicked,

Someone stole my debit card, went and spent $60 at a restaurant and only left a $4 tip.

It’s not even your card, and you leave a $4 tip? Unreal.

💰Money

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

What is the most expensive video-streaming service at this time?: College

Once, societies sent astronauts to space to explore.
Now, billionaires send other billionaires into space to make money.

More jokes 👇

Judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from poor judgment
Recruiter: can you explain this gap in your resume? …
THERAPIST: what do we say when we’re afraid of getting out of bed? …
When I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then three year-old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: “I’m gonna need more carrots”
Wouldn’t the sentence ‘I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign’ have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?
Optimist: The glass is ½ full…