More jokes 👇

• Optimist: The glass is ½ full…
• If Bowser kidnapped my wife, I would not be saying “wahoo” no matter how fun the jump was
• When I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then three year-old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: “I’m gonna need more carrots”
• Two workers and their boss were walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp…
• Three people, a Welshman, a Scotsman and an Englishman, are walking along together when they come across a genie…
• A man rubbed a lamp and an elegant genie exited from the lamp…