Two workers and their boss were walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish.” “Me first! Me first!” says one worker. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Puff! He’s gone.

“Me next! Me next!” says the other worker. “I want to be the Swiss Alps, relaxing in a chalet with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of champagne and fine chocolate, and the love of my life.” Puff! She’s gone.

“OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

• 🧞Genie and wishes