“A computer is like a mischievous genie…

I came, I clicked,

A computer is like a mischievous genie. It will give you exactly what you ask for, but not always what you want.

Joe Sondow

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

I accidentally called Alexa “Siri”, and now the thermostat is set to 90 degrees and I can’t unlock my doors or windows.

Who stumbles without falling makes a bigger step.

More jokes 👇

“If you want to look good in front of thousands, you have to outwork thousands in front of nobody…
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend…
I get the feeling many non-mathematicians think mathematics would be easy if only it was translated out of mathematical notation…
Among mollusks, there is none with a more elaborate shell than the “human” tongue
If 1024 fair coins are each tossed 10 times, chances are good
Our expectations for you were already low, but HOLY FUCK!