Among mollusks, there is none with a more elaborate shell than the “human” tongue.
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Did you know if you hold your ear up to a strangers leg, you can actually hear them say “what the fuck are you doing?
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- “A computer is like a mischievous genie…
- Made the taxi wait an extra 10 min tonight then got in it and said “sorry about the wait” to which he replied “don’t worry pal av always been this size”…
- “Software being ‘Done’ is like lawn being ‘Mowed’”…
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- Has anyone who says the future of work is remote been on a video call before?
- Today my carelessness made someone late for work