Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: wow thanks. I’m rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: you’re what
Short joke 👇
BATMAN: can’t spell anything
SUPERMAN: rubbing temples not every word has to start with BAT
More jokes 👇
- Cow: you’re good…
- I get the feeling many non-mathematicians think mathematics would be easy if only it was translated out of mathematical notation…
- Watching the federal government deal with COVID-19 is like watching the Ministry of Magic deal with Voldemort’s return
- Made the taxi wait an extra 10 min tonight then got in it and said “sorry about the wait” to which he replied “don’t worry pal av always been this size”…
- “A computer is like a mischievous genie…
- If 1024 fair coins are each tossed 10 times, chances are good