Cow: you're good.
Dog: you're good.
Sheep: you're good.
Chicken: you're good.
Cat: you're good.
Horse: you need shoes; I'm gonna nail 'em to your feet
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If you watch the world backwards it's about a bunch of animals having sex until there are none left. That's also what it's about forwards.
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