If you watch the world backwards it’s about a bunch of animals having sex until there are none left. That’s also what it’s about forwards.
Short joke 👇
I struggle against the ropes binding me, catching the scent of gas.
“You’ll die too,” I say.
“9 lives,” my cat whispers, lighting a match.
More jokes 👇
- For every ‘normal” web page, there are five porn pages
- I love deadlines
- I have a dig bick
- The question “Would you rather watch porn with or of your parents?” perfectly split the bar last night based solely on nationality
- SpongeBob: “Patrick, you’re a genius!”…
- Does this smell like chloroform to you?