I came, I clicked,
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest.
Short joke 👇
Batman: I must save this city.
Alfred: Well you’re a billionaire so maybe redistr-
Batman: This bat suit is the only way.
More jokes 👇
- My favorite Disney movie is The Hunchback of Notre Dame
- Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home…
- I childproofed my house
- I’ve stopped making jokes about Covid to my brother
- I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes
- What do you call it when every one of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? …