I came, I clicked,
I childproofed my house. Somehow they still got in!
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- I know a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once
- The cemetery is so crowded
- My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals
- Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? …
- Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home…
- My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale