The cemetery is so crowded

I came, I clicked,

The cemetery is so crowded. People are just dying to get in.

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

I think I’m half-Batman, half-Spiderman, because I have no money, no powers.

Relationship advice: Always make sure one of you have good credit. That’s why it’s called significant other. Sign-if-I-can’t

More jokes 👇

Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to hit you
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals
What do you call a dog with no legs? …
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed
I childproofed my house
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home…