I came, I clicked,
The cemetery is so crowded. People are just dying to get in.
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to hit you
- My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, โYou’ll be next!โ They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals
- What do you call a dog with no legs? โฆ
- I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed โdoes anyone know CPR?โ I yelled, โI know the entire alphabetโ and we all laughed and laughed
- I childproofed my house
- Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood homeโฆ