I came, I clicked,
- What do you call a dog with no legs?
- Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- Why are friends a lot like snow? If you pee on them, they disappear
- What’s the last thing to go through a fly’s head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? …
- Today was the worst day of my life
- An apple a day keeps the doctor away
- My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals
- The cemetery is so crowded