I came, I clicked,
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
When I was a kid, bedtime was 9pm. I couldn’t wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted. Turns out that is 9pm.
I like going to the park and watching the children run around because they don’t know I’m using blanks.
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