Happy 60th birthday. At last, you can live undisturbed by life insurance agents!
Short joke 👇
I used to shave my testicles with a razor blade.
But since I got Parkinson’s, I don’t have the balls to do it anymore.
More jokes 👇
- My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals
- An apple a day keeps the doctor away
- What’s the special dish in a restaurant for cannibals? …
- Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to hit you
- I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed
- Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? …