Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to hit you

I came, I clicked,

Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to hit you. That’s the punch line.

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

My penis was in the Guinness book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.

How many BuzzFeed workers does it take to turn on an electric chair?: Thirteen. But number nine will shock you.